UNISWAP FRONG

There lived a tiny frog named Frong. He wasn't the strongest, the smartest, or even the prettiest frog in the swamp. Every time someone tried to launch him on a fancy launchpad, he got rejected.

So Frong shrugged, packed a tiny backpack, and hopped directly to Uniswap.

• No VCs.
• No insiders.
• No presale.
• No influencers with laser eyes.

Just one frog… and one very bad financial decision.

At first everyone laughed. “It's just another frog.”

Then Frong accidentally absorbed every meme from Ethereum. His brain became 99% memes and 1% liquidity.

Now every swap feeds the swamp. Every buy makes Frong smile. Every sell just gives another degen a cheaper entry.

Nobody knows where Frong came from. Nobody knows where Frong is going. But legends say if Ethereum reaches another bull run… Frong will become the Supreme Amphibian of Uniswap, croaking only one sentence:

“Ribbit. We were never early… everyone else was late.”